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christopher gutierrez
so you wanna know my friends, do ya? part 1. 
25th-Mar-2007 03:23 am
i am often asked about my friends. who they are, what they do, what is their role, and the like. now, if you've been following this journal for long enough you may have seen a picture or 12 of fruity or videos of johns hairy ass. and thats all well and fine. but each day as my friends list grows, i receive comments like, "well, who the fuck is jack or reeree?" and the sort. so, in an attempt to educate you, the reader, and give you the opportunity to further invade my life and privacy, i will do my best (which by all accounts is comparable to a solid C minus) to give you the cast of characters.
now, before i proceed, i must state for the record that this list is not all inclusive nor does it necessarily reflect who my "best" friends are. it is merely a list of people in my life that are close to my heart; whether there by their own fruition, guilt or by threat, these people sometimes grace my couch and yell obscenities at my television during commercial breaks of 'to catch a predator'. also, this list is not a ranking, i dont need euro nicole commenting that she didnt get top billing...i wouldnt want to embarrass her by telling the thousands of you that will undoubtedly fumble your way through my rantings with additional information that her family is a bunch of goat herders.

john regan:

aliases: johndestroy (said as one word; see story below). john enough gold. john knockout. j.regan.
- i met john when he played guitar in the poppunk band 'knockout' back in the day. he was a smug fuck that was an asshole to everyone, somehow, we got along. we were forced to be friends because FOBs were always opening for knockout and i would always see his hairy ass walking around. he lived in wentz' closet for months and was always over at their apt and he was a straight up dude so we always got to talking. fast forward a few years to when he played guitar in the underrated yet legendary chicago hardcore outfit: not enough gold. after this he was a homeless dude sleeping on couch to couch for a few years while designing cds and shirts for a bunch of famous dudes, then he designed and laid out my book and cd. he has an insane ego but so do i. hes kind of like the dude you would either stab each or get along with splendidly. currently, john works as an inhouse designer for victory records and avoids my phone calls.

peter rullo:

aliases: big fruity. the fruit. peteythepunk. fruity dog. pete the mo. shakes. fruit bat. deadbeat roommate.
- i met fruity when he was a little kid who would steal his moms car to go to shows. he always had a smile, ridiculous hair and a little too much energy but he was nice and always pitted hard despite the old dudes. when he turned 16 the local independent record store 'the clubhouse' gave in to his pestering and gave the little fucker a job. i was always in the store selling bootleg VHS tapes (and that story is in my upcoming book) and his happy ass was always asking about the band i was in, arma angleus. he always came out to the show and pitted and finger pointed so he was gold stars in my book. you can see a young blonde fruity in the last arma show if you youtube search 'arma angelus'. anyway, he got tossed out of his apt for whatever reason and charlie had just ditched out on me to go travel the world so fruity dog moved in. we have lived together for over a year and in that time he has paid his share of the rent on time once. yes, one single time. he also doesnt realize that you have to continue to pay this every month. how this escapes him is beyond my comprehension. fruity is currently on tour with the 'taste of chaos' selling merch for shirts for a cure and avoiding paying the bills. he has also done merch stints with halifax and aiden.

nyree bushnaq:

aliases: reeree. irene. ireereene. reeree926. dottie dangerous.
- i was first introduced to ree when she was my manager for peapod, an online grocery delivery service that i delivered for. she listened to limp bizkit, dont let her tell you anything different. then i quit and began waiting tables so i told her to follow me and she did. there our relationship blossomed and we bonded over hating people, spitting in peoples drinks and american nightmare. i moved to the city and convinced her to be my roommate, which she was for an entire year, although the last 2 months she refused to speak to me and hated my guts for serious. she then moved out and charlie moved in. me and ree didnt talk for over a year because she wouldnt stop sending me mean ass 'nyree' emails. (if you're at all close with her you know exactly what i mean. she likes to go on 5 page diatribes about how "selfish" and "arrogant" you are. pray that you never get one of these.) anywho, we made up because i was the bigger person and i continue to hold this over her head as often as the situation arises. currently she lives down the street with johndestroy and barely tolerates my existence, but still manages to be kind enough to invite me out to hang. although, i think that is strictly based upon the fact that i own DDR and she doesnt.

dave cronin:

aliases: cronin. cro-dog. cro-douche. dave sweet. dave enough gold.
- im still not too sure where i met cronin. probably through j.regan because they were in not enough gold together. hes a good enough dude when hes not avoiding my calls to get me on the list for whatever 2*sweet show is going on. cronin is also in down like the rest and suburban murda. he makes me cut his hair about every 15 minutes or so and has paid me in a piece or two (not an entire pizza, mind you) maybe once in the past year. so, lets do the math. basically i give this motherfucker a hair cut for a bite of old chicagos pizza. yeah, sounds about right. either way, i never listen to him when he tells me what he wants and i just cut it the way i see fit so i suppose it all works out in the end. hes a happy dude when hes on stage and a mopy little girl when hes not (ask j.regan). he also likes TONS of bad music and will debate the merits of nu-metal and the likes of KORN at the drop of a hat. solid dude though. i back him.

jack marin:

aliases: jack october fall (ouch, sorry), jack is what we aim for. jackmarin. little buddy jack.
- i met jack one day when a certain ex friend of mine said, "see that dude on stage?" i responded, "yeah." he said, "everyone says he looks like a little ME." i said, "i could see that (at the time he did)." he said, "good lookin kid." we laughed. jack was uber nice when i met him and we clicked right away. i totally would have smoked his pole if i liked balls and such, sadly, im addicted to vagina and boobs. jack was in a band called october fall and he was the sole reason (as with most people) for liking the band, although they did have a handful of good songs. the assholes in that band tossed him and he began tour managing panic! at the disco then managing hellogoodbye. then i found out that forest is a condescending prick and i told him, after warped tour he quit to play bass in cute is what we aim for. good band, terrible name. when jack is actually home we sit around his and emilys condo eating pizza and watching terrible reality tv. we also go to flattop for stir fry alot. jack likes clothes and meticulously folds everything so its almost painful to watch. hes got good taste in music and knows how to take care of his friends.

kelly gheesling:

aliases: KGspecial. gheesling.
- gheesling is a straight up civilian. two years ago she was like, "my boyfriend took me to go see some 'falloutboy' band." to which i found adorable in the way like when your parents use words like, "dope" and "fo shizzle". we met strangely though this LJ even though shes a grown ass woman. shes totally neurotic and makes an ungodly amount of money to which she can only account for with starbucks and cigarettes. when not dealing with herself shes surprisingly level-headed and gives me damn near the best and most accurate advice i have ever gotten. we get along like brother and sister. even when we were both single she slept over in my bed and nothing even remotely sexual happened. weird, right? either way, i dont get to see her as much as i would like, seeing as how she lives in the suburbs of detroit and is busy working in a cubicle during the day and thrashing her way through detroits finest bars at night.

nicole virusek:

aliases: euro-nicole. xnicolex.
- xnicolex will perpetually be that 15 year old girl in my mind. even when i see her at work i think its cute, like when your little brother does something that big people do like pretending to wash dishes or when a baby puts a beer bottle up to their mouth. we met at shows because she was an OG chicago pop punk fan. when you hear the stories of fob talking about playing in front of 10 people back in the day, yeah, xnicolex was one of them. she keeps it real (real shitty) by being the last person in chicago to like ska (and yes she does skank). while she will talk your ass off (all you have to do is interject every minutes with, "man, thats crazy.") but she is a fucking genius with a camera. how? hey, you gots me seeing as how her family is fresh off the boat from romania or poland or some weird eastern euro third world country, i think they have a horse drawn plow in the front yard, i swear. other than being a weird beard, shes got good taste in most things and is an amazing supporter of all that is good. shes a solid bro.

steven kane:

aliases: s.kane. stevekane.
- s.kane was an OG scene kid from back in the day. if you watch that same arma video on youtube you can see his ass standing on the right side of the stage when we played hellfest in 2000. we met from going to shows and what not. this kid has a serious head on his shoulders when hes not getting drunk and yelling through the bar, "i am fucking untouchable." he currently plays bass in down like the rest and is a freelance writer for punk planet, impose magazine and other publications. yes, hes an actual writer, not like my loud mouthed ass. i cut his hair about the same amount i cut cronins and i keep fucking it up but he seems to be a good sport about it. i argue with him about music more than anyone because we're both pretentious music snobs and we both believe we're right all the time. the only problem with that is, hes wrong a lot.
Comments 
25th-Mar-2007 08:28 am (UTC)
That picture of John, is that the Milwaukee zoo?
25th-Mar-2007 06:16 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
Dinosaur World, rather.
25th-Mar-2007 08:35 am (UTC)
Man I can't believe after 2 odd years of lurking, I've just seen Fruity for the first time.

How is it that he's so cute? I was expecting some dirty old dude.
26th-Mar-2007 12:26 am (UTC)
for serious. me too!


and i <3 johndestroy too. totes!
25th-Mar-2007 09:38 am (UTC)
i love john regan
25th-Mar-2007 09:45 am (UTC)
Double thumbs up on you dedicating an entire post to your best buds.

I can tell that they are very special to you and good and true friendships like this make me smile :)

This was a joy to read and I can't wait for part 2.
25th-Mar-2007 10:08 am (UTC)
hehe, thanks for this. i knew who most of them were already.
O_O i'm a creep. lmao.
but mostly i just have good searching skillz and a mild case of insomnia.
^_^

all your friends seem amazing.
25th-Mar-2007 11:42 am (UTC)
Aww, this entry is sweet. You dedicating two and a half hours of your time to write an entry about your friends is awesome.

Is it wrong that I knew everyone? I have a feeling the only one I wouldn't recognise if I saw them walking down the street would be s.kane. Pretty sure that's the first time I've seen a photo of that dude. Haha, I'm a creep.
25th-Mar-2007 11:46 am (UTC)
This post makes me insanely happy. I think you're never better than when you talk about your friends.
It's kind of sad and creepy that I lurk most of these people's LJs. By the way, you just might have done it on purpose just to piss her off but you spelled Nicole's last name wrong. And it's Croatia. But you're right one thing, it is a euro third world country.
I can't believe you admitted that October Fall had "a handfull of good songs". You're probably going to hell for that.

I can't wait for part 2. And 3. And 4. Because you have many, many friends and they're equally awesome. It's always good to promote awesomeness.
26th-Mar-2007 04:11 am (UTC)
seriously - VURUSIC


and don't dis my country. it's seacoast is one of the world's most up-and-coming hot spots. i know this because you other greedy euros are coming in and buying up all our seaboard to build shitty resorts and charge locals for beach-use.
25th-Mar-2007 12:32 pm (UTC) - thank you
i love you.
25th-Mar-2007 12:52 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
you have some amazing friends.
25th-Mar-2007 01:21 pm (UTC)
your friends seem amazing. and jack suure is a cutie
25th-Mar-2007 01:24 pm (UTC)
I should do this in my journal. Is it like, friend appreciation month? Yeah, warm fuzzies.
25th-Mar-2007 01:34 pm (UTC)
lmao. this was intensely amazing.
25th-Mar-2007 01:42 pm (UTC)
and i do think it's funny that J.Regan is the first dude you talk about.
why? i dunno.
25th-Mar-2007 01:35 pm (UTC)

one day, i acutally sat and worked out connections to half this list so your journal would make more sence. i should have just waited. haha.

anyways, i dont really have much to say, but im always like the 90th person to comment and feel like youll never get that far, but this time, ive made it in the top twenty and felt like saying something.

<3
25th-Mar-2007 01:39 pm (UTC)
awesome.
i knew i think i knew about all of them except kane.
thanks for posting.
learned some new things.
25th-Mar-2007 01:45 pm (UTC)
i think he forgot to mention how all of those people were connected.
given J.Destroy dates Nyree.
i think D.Cronin dates Laura
Fruity dates Jenna
Jack dates Em_80
and i'm pretty sure xnicolex dates S.Kane

haha. that's taken me wayyyyy too much lurking :P
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25th-Mar-2007 02:05 pm (UTC)
this is much appreciated.
25th-Mar-2007 02:33 pm (UTC)
Speaking of Fruity on TOC.
My friend and I went to buy shirts from him.
We approached him like, "Hey Fruity" and he looked surprised that we even knew who the fuck he was.
He tried to get me to buy an Aiden shirt and begged my friend to buy 3 MCR shirts lol.

K that's the end of my pointless story about my encounter with Fruity.
25th-Mar-2007 02:37 pm (UTC)
i liked this post a lot.
25th-Mar-2007 02:37 pm (UTC) - oh the irony
i woke up early ya know, and sat at my computer with my starbucks and a smoke. i read your journal like i read the morning paper, i ended up at this post and laughed my head off. the irony.

and then my heart swelled.

i loved this post and am insanely lucky to have you as a friend.
i can with a doubt say i couldn't have made it this far in my life without you.
thank you.



ok, now that thats over lets go back to arguing over who is better.


all other comments and smart ass remarks will be withheld.

25th-Mar-2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
somehow by clicking LJ's and links on LJ's I ended up watching the video of johndestroy getting vader the cat tattooed on his ass

thats fucking amazing
25th-Mar-2007 03:03 pm (UTC)
aw this was v. cuteee ; ]
25th-Mar-2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
I feel like Im a creep since I know who they all are. :\
Making my own post/comment. Its gonna be hella long, sorry.

John Destroy: Dood has my dream job. I want to be a webdesigner for bands. Hes insanely inspiring. Def one of my fav webdesigners. (Im a for real nerd. I have favorite webdesigners.) John if you are reading this Im super jealous of your photoshop skillz.

Fruity: Hes so awesome. First time, I went to the askheychris site where it had info on your friends and I saw the shakes tattoo vid. You cant get a cooler nickname than Fruity. I remember I IMd him for the first time and I was so stoked that he answered me. I want to sell merch with him one day.

Nyree: Super nice girl. I was home sick a few weeks ago from school and I IMd her after hearing how nice she is. Its true she is really that nice. I was afraid I was bothering her but she continued to talk to me. We discussed our favorite 2*sweet songs.

Dave Croninnn: I listen to 2*sweet everyday. They have become one of my favorite bands. I had no idea he was in NEG. 'Your Killing Me Slowly' is one of my top 25 most played songs on my iPod. Next time 2s comes to MD i must play rock, paper, scissors with him or justin.

Jack: I remember when he was your "little buddy jack" and now ciwwaf shows are filled to capacity. Everytime Oct. Fall comes on my iPod on shuffle I for real hit next because it angers me how they kicked him out. Whatevs. My mosh mosh revolution .gif is one of the most hilarious things I have made besides dave having grillz.

XnicoleX: I think she was in one of the last heychrission chats I believe. Had me cracking up laughing the whole time. Im hella jealous of her photography skillz as well.

Yah, Im probably a creep now after this comment. haha.
:]
25th-Mar-2007 03:36 pm (UTC)
I guess Im a super lurker/creep knowing everbody.
A little surprised you didnt mention more.
I wanted you to kill my friends page.
26th-Mar-2007 11:44 am (UTC)
lol He probably will end up killing your friends page as the title says part 1... which I guess means there are gonna be loads of other parts.
25th-Mar-2007 03:36 pm (UTC)
how informative. it's quite interesting to hear the history behind the names you mention often. thank you.
and part one? out of how many? part two should be interesting then.
25th-Mar-2007 03:54 pm (UTC)
This was very great and I think we all appreciate it.
25th-Mar-2007 04:03 pm (UTC) - Well Nice to meet you Chris's friends.
Maybe your friends should get with my friends...maybe
Hey whats going on with your reading in NJ. I will able to make that one there. Or if you come anywhere near VA let me know.
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