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Askheychris.livejournal.com is the personal journal of author Christopher Gutierrez dating back to January of 2004. For more information on Gutierrez's works click here.

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Tour Dates
March 21 - Enmore, Sydney (AUS)
March 22 - Adelaide (AUS)
March 23 - Melbourne (AUS)
March 25 - Brisbane (AUS)
March 26 - Chippendale, Sydney (AUS)
April 1 - Glasgow (UK)
April 2 - Edinburgh (UK)
April 3 - Newcastle (UK)
April 5 - Manchester (UK)
April 6 - Bristol (UK)
April 7 - Nottingham (UK)
April 8 - Birmingham (UK)
April 10 - London (UK)

Book Trailer
Trailer for Christopher's most current release, Notes From The Deep End: A Year in the Life of a Touring Author, available now in his official webstore.









DVD Trailer
Filmed at The Fixx Cafe in Chicago, Illinois during the 'Make Your Mark' Tour in the fall of 2007. Available for purchase here.





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21st-Mar-2007 12:56 am
ok. first things first. denver was awesome and LA was amazing...and that comes from a dude who LOATHES LA. just a quick breakdown so i dont bore you to death:

- the readings went awesome. got to meet wonderful people who seem to believe in what im doing. i truly love each and every last one of you who came out. i tried to make sure i said thank you and hug everyone, if i missed you...well, i probably smelled that night so lucky you.

- got pinkberry with missE, meghan mayhem and jeffree more times than i should have.

- had a meeting with the peoples at buzznet. this was amazing. people who want to work with me with full knowledge that i am an egomanic and pee in bottles. i love them more than they know. they believe in me and that gets you cool points in my book. i will be covering bamboozle for them so you may see me running around with a camera talking smack to peoples in bands. also, we started a contest go here and enter:


- got to hang with mikey and alicia for a bit before dudes rolled to euroland. m.way gave me some clothes because surprisingly we are the same size. i havent taken them off since.

- missE, meghan mayhem, the ferret, madreal myspace rachel and i rolled out to 2 legendary hollywood strip clubs last night: jumbos clown room (where courtney love stripped) and the body shop (from the motley crue 'girlsgirlsgirls' song). i got a 2 chick lapdance (that i didnt ask for) then some girl put two fingers in her coochie, sucked her fingers, licked my neck then stuck her tongue in my ear. oh yeah, then some chick tried making out with me in the VIP room. at least i got to eat tortilla soup afterward.


- i rode a mechanical bull for the first time. then i entered a contest after eating a basket full of hot wings and 3 glasses of water. i almost died of PMS afterward while watching 300...which just made me want to stab people with spears...or blow dudes, well, i dunno...maybe a little bit of both.

miss E.


- 2*sweet released a new song here. its fucking awesome. and since i am the reigning king of all that IS awesome, believe when i say that if you dont like it you probably like creed...and if that is the case, please smash your vagina with a hammer.

in other randomness:
jeffree getting a free hoodie for being a pink haired shaniqua. (his words, not mine)

i only wear free clothes.

the second person to get my words tattooed on their chest.
  • Music:holy roman empire - hail mary.
Comments 
21st-Mar-2007 06:09 am (UTC)
[info]chokeme
oh hay that's me!!
21st-Mar-2007 06:10 am (UTC)
[info]likeforeverago
i love your tat so freaking much.

:)
21st-Mar-2007 06:11 am (UTC)
[info]slowsongs_
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your link isn't working!
21st-Mar-2007 06:14 am (UTC)
[info]starsandskulls
Aw, link not working :( Sad I missed you in LA. Sounds like you had a good time anyway. Hot strippers are always fun.
21st-Mar-2007 06:16 am (UTC)
[info]likeforeverago
i don't really have anything too interesting to say (but i am bored, so i am going to comment)... but the comment about liking creed made my side ache with laughter. i love it when people take shots at creed, haha.
21st-Mar-2007 06:16 am (UTC)
[info]cheekas_place
Hahaha, when I was back in L.a. my friends took me to Jumbos, too !
What a fun night !

21st-Mar-2007 06:17 am (UTC)
[info]nick_xxx
Why does he always get the cool hoodies for free haha
21st-Mar-2007 06:21 am (UTC)
[info]are_you_him
That tattoo is awesome.

I am actually thinking about getting a new tattoo, and your words could possibly make an appearance in it.
21st-Mar-2007 06:27 am (UTC)
[info]chokeme
thank you!
21st-Mar-2007 06:24 am (UTC)
[info]scummycrummyday
Damn. That tattoo is really fucking sweet. I wish you could come speak in new york.
21st-Mar-2007 06:27 am (UTC)
[info]chokeme
thank you!
21st-Mar-2007 06:25 am (UTC)
[info]tuffghosts

they have Dance Dance Revolution available on sidekicks now.
lame graphics, but whateva!

sexy jacket too.


21st-Mar-2007 06:29 am (UTC)
[info]are_you_him
Seriosuly I wanna get it!

IS IT WORTH IT THOUGH!?
21st-Mar-2007 06:25 am (UTC)
[info]julietofjudas
I love J Star with signs of facial hair and one big pink fro. Adorable.
21st-Mar-2007 06:30 am (UTC)
[info]flamboyant
Haha same here. It's kind of weird that I prefer him looking half male-half female. There's one photo where he has his shirt off (so he obv looks like a boy) and minimal makeup so you can see some facial hair and I absolutely love it. Queer.
21st-Mar-2007 06:31 am (UTC)
[info]youxstolexit
ah, I thought the jacket looked new. sounds like some bro-love of sort w/ mikey way there.
I'm amazed & inspired that people actually have tattooed thsoe words on their bodies. amazing.

I can't stop listening to the new 2*sweet song, it's...awesome, naturally.
21st-Mar-2007 06:32 am (UTC)
[info]j_j_j_jenna
Your friends seem amazing. Good job finding them. No, but really.
I sulked most of saturday at work because I got on shift about an hour before your speaking. Stupid commitments and paychecks and 6 hour drives.
Whatever your shit talking ass better make it out to bakerfield or closer(hi, sf or east bay would be swell) soon, fool. I'm a million kinds of sad I haven't heard you run your mouth since chicago warped.
You are very lucky to have such a confident relatioship with the ferret. I can name five girls I know who'd slay you for not stopping those working girls. Very cool of her to promote that whole trust thing. Don't see much of it nowadays.
I have a small bit of your words worked into my tattoo, but I won't be getting it for another few months. Just saying, more or less.
And lastly,
I'm definitely starting a second level conversational spanish tomorrow. I haven't taken spanish for...3 years now. Bahaha. I vote we learn spanish together. Ha
Have a good night, christopher.
21st-Mar-2007 06:35 am (UTC)
[info]lindseemariee
hurrah, submitted for the aproval of the midnight society this is the tale...that freaking show was canadian! and the damn thing is fucking hard to find on dvd!
21st-Mar-2007 06:41 am (UTC)
[info]agent_aeon
that freaking show was canadian!

woah, woah, woah...I used to fucking LOVE that show. Don't ruin it for me.
21st-Mar-2007 06:36 am (UTC)
[info]jennicide
I am in love with and slightly jealous of Jeffree's hoodie.
21st-Mar-2007 06:37 am (UTC)
[info]___radio_radio
jumbo's clown room?

my cousin went there on his birthday about 2 months ago...
a stripper took off her panties and kept slapping him in the face with them, tryin' to be all sexy...
he woke up the next morning with an infected eye.
he waited for a week to get it checked out.
he pretty much got crabs. in his eye.
nobody wants to hang out with him now...
hahaha

so uhh...
I'd get checked out if I were you.
haha
21st-Mar-2007 06:42 am (UTC)
[info]agent_aeon
Woah. Your story FTW.
21st-Mar-2007 06:51 am (UTC)
[info]fairytalewanted
Where'd you get tortilla soup? The tortilla soup at El Compadre is AMAZING!
21st-Mar-2007 06:56 am (UTC)
[info]fairytalewanted
ps- bull pics- saddle ranch?
21st-Mar-2007 07:43 am (UTC)
[info]susie_a_gogo
the combination of your and E's stories have put me off EVER wanting to go to a strip club..that plus that person's crabs story. for reals,EW. hahah

i was at the LA reading and it was awesome.i was stoked on meeting you and you were soo nice and appreciative.
but i'm bummed i missed the infamous "wall fucking" story at the beginning..LA traffic blows hard :(

come back soon!!

21st-Mar-2007 08:04 am (UTC)
[info]imbusyliving
"this video is no longer available"


and, our live deliberate tattoos aren't going to be that intense.
it is beautiful, though.
21st-Mar-2007 11:01 am (UTC)
[info]jessikacast
That tattoo is fucking amazing.
21st-Mar-2007 02:37 pm (UTC)
[info]chokeme
ty :-[
21st-Mar-2007 12:21 pm (UTC)
[info]crushed88
rachel from myspace used to date danny from myspace, and they both used to live in roseville, MI. which is pretty much 2 minutes away.

LA sounded like fun
21st-Mar-2007 12:53 pm (UTC)
[info]willmassacre
Im envious of the friends you have.
Miss E and Meghan are fucking hilar.

Sounds like you thoughts of LA are changing, Chris.
21st-Mar-2007 12:55 pm (UTC)
[info]cecilyrules
In this picture you look like a chick. So much that I actually can understand some people think you're gay. lol

I like that your girlfriend physically abused you in the video. lol
Poor MissE does look awkward in the video.

I wish there had been videos of that bull riding thing.

At first I thought the buzznet contest was the book's pre-sale so I got super excited for like 2.5 seconds.
22nd-Mar-2007 07:48 am (UTC)
[info]dawildthangz
I thought it was the book's pre-sale TOO, despite the fact that he said that he's gunning for a Summer release.


Yeah, I still got excited.
21st-Mar-2007 01:28 pm (UTC)
[info]buttons_zips
=D
21st-Mar-2007 01:31 pm (UTC)
Anonymous
need a reason i'm straight edge?

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=2725581&version=3&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1

disgusting video of an off-duty cop beating a femals bartender because she won't serve his intoxicated ass....in chicago

disgusting
21st-Mar-2007 02:13 pm (UTC) - Ride It Ride It
[info]spend_tonight
You totally pwned that bull haha

Also, On April 14th at the Starbucks, it says that the cost is a donation. I was just wondering what the donation was for?

You might have said this already but I can't remember.
21st-Mar-2007 03:50 pm (UTC) - Re: Ride It Ride It
[info]askheychris

im not getting paid at all to come out there. i really just want to speak to and meet everyone in philly.
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